THE BEAST OF TRELLECH

Over the past few months, there have been a number of reports and sightings of a mysterious long-haired beast in the Trellech area. People who claim to have seen this monster have described it as "hideous" and "terrifying" amongst other things. The local authorities recieved so many reports about this creature that they were forced to take action. Last week, they recruited the services of a south african big game hunter. He took to the Trellech area with the aim of finding out as much as possible about the monster, dubbed "the beast of trellech". Was there really a nightmarish beast roaming the countryside? Or was it the work of a prankster? Below are the photos that the big game hunter brought back from his expidition.

 

This photo is proof that the beast of Trellech does infact exist. It was taken one evening - The hunter was about to set up camp, when the beast attacked him from a grove of trees in front of him. The look of anger and rage on the beasts face is apparent. As is the rather primitive look. The long flowing locks of hair and rougish appearance are surely signs of a creature that evolution has failed to incoporate.